Download PDF by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: A Shore Thing

By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

ISBN-10: 1451623763

ISBN-13: 9781451623765

Publish yr note: First released in 2010

It's a summer time to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken get together lady and Bella is a tall, slim athlete who continually holds her tongue—for the following month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and absorb all that beach Heights, New Jersey, has to supply: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and many tequila.

So a ways, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood megastar in a single day. fortunately, she meets the appropriate man to assist her maintain the flames below regulate. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her sort: massive, tan, and Italian. yet is he tricky adequate to deal with Gia while issues rather warmth up?

Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. ultimately freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one target in brain: hooking up with a horny gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer time fling. very quickly, she lands a task top "Beat Up the Beat" dance sessions at a neighborhood health club, and is scooped up by way of Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. purely challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's courting fabric. without warning, Bella's uncertain what she wishes.

The cousins quickly observe that for each good friend they make at the boardwalk, there also are competitors, slummers, and frenemies who will do whatever to destroy their summer—and test their dating. sooner than July ends, the bonds of kin and friendship may be stretched to the verge of collapse. Will the haters be triumphant, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?

For every body who loves MTV's hit truth exhibit, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and horny novel completely captures the warmth, the power, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.

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Premature ejaculation. ranch, reach the big 0, release, send out the troops, shoot, shoot off, shoot one's batch, shoot one's cream, shoot one's creamy load, shoot one's load, shoot one's roe, shoot one's wad, Quentin Quickfire: a premature ejaculator. shoot over the stubble, shoot white, spend, spermatize, spew, spill, splooge, spooch, spunk, squeeze up, squirt, throw up, upshoot, whitewash Spunk: British term from the 1800s; referred to a man's courage as well as his ejaculate. End a Relationship (including Divorce) abandon, air, annul, blow off, break up, bust up, call it quits, chuck, dedomicile, desert, ditch, do the frank, do the off, Dear John letters: emerged in the armed forces during World War II to signify a soldier's receiving a letter of rejection from his girlfriend back home.

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