By Lara M. Zeises
Critter and Jesse were on the subject of Seattle on the grounds that her dad moved in with their mom. nearer nonetheless on account that he took off six years in the past and Layla made up our minds to elevate Sea as one in all her personal. It’s a call none of them regrets, specifically no longer Critter. He’s greater than a brother–he’s Seattle’s ally. Now it’s holiday, and Seattle and Critter are droop sitters, at the least till summer time university starts off in July. It beats operating like Jesse, or worse, learning like Layla wishes them to. It’s too sizzling for Seattle to be on her skateboard–too sizzling, even, for Critter to be scamming on women. yet Sea comes up with a plan for them to bluff their manner into the ritzy swimming pool the subsequent city over. huge mistake. quickly Critter’s obtained his center set on a Penn Acres princess, whereas Seattle’s making an attempt challenging to not fall for a skater boy at the rebound. For the 1st time in a protracted whereas, they could consult a person yet one another. Then Seattle’s dad indicates up suddenly, and how of lifestyles Critter and Seattle have consistently recognized starts off to alter much more. . . . From the Hardcover version.
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I told Sarah I needed to cool off. “No doubt,” she said. ” I grinned as I cannonballed back into the deep end. This girl was prime for the picking. I did a victory lap and splashed around for a bit, but swimming alone was mostly boring. ” I called out to Sarah, since Sea was still snoozing. ” “I’m sure,” she said. ” She looked around like someone was monitoring her every move. ” I propped my elbows on the hot concrete not six inches from where she sat. Those legs were dangerously close to my body, and I had to fight the impulse to grab them and pull her in.
And what if you’d gotten into an accident, huh? You think Layla needs to get that call? Or worse, what if you’d just ended up in her ER? ” I yelled. ” Jesse shook his head in that disappointed-parent sort of way. “You’re so stupid sometimes,” he said. ” I didn’t feel like being lectured, so I stomped out of the room, down the stairs, and smack into Critter. “Great,” I said. ” he replied. ” I shrilled. ” He pressed his hand against my forehead.
Two fat old men were sprawled out on lawn chairs, smoking stogies, their greased-up skin shining like freshly glazed Krispy Kreme donuts. Next to them lay a leathered forty-something chick with champagne-frosted hair, who, between puffs of her cigarette, erupted in this nasty, phlegmy cough. In the shallow end, there were three Golden Girls wearing loud floral-print suits, decked in full-on makeup and jewelry, their mouths moving like the moto-gossips I knew they had to be. But where was my girl?
Anyone but You by Lara M. Zeises